Fair Warning: this post is about 4.7 years old, so some of the information might be a bit dated. On the other hand, this post was last modified about 4.7 years ago, so maybe it's up-to-date after all. In any case, please keep all this in mind while reading. Thanks for understanding!
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[rolls eyes] Well this is great. I mean, not that I updated it as often as I should, it still should be up regardless. But the real question is, who did it think I was impersonating? Me?? … Anyways, I put in an appeal, which hopefully Facebook gets back to in about six months. Otherwise I’ll probably just create a new Facebook Page; although that one was up since 2016, it only had like 70 likes.